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Music Not to Relax to from Vort1gern 881 days old
Woo-hoo. Alan Sugar has finally announced which puling, sycophantic, pin-striped suck-monkey is going to be his executive biatch until the next series. I ...
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"Be thankful you live in a democracy" from Vort1gern 896 days old
[ ... ] TV show where a terminally ill woman gets to donate her kidney . . . we, the audience get to text our votes for one of three candidates to have ...
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You Know it's a Bank Holiday When . . . from Vort1gern 897 days old
[ ... ] on TV during the Bank Holiday (with the exception of the new series of Medium) I came across a "reality" TV programme where some UK chavs have been ...
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Muppets from Vort1gern 923 days old
Wonderful Things has unearthed an absolute gem of a Jim Henson skit. Which reminded me of the rather funny-but-sadly-short-lived "Muppets Tonight" and ...
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Whistleblower from Vort1gern 964 days old
Were H and I the only ones who saw this on Wednesday? A BBC programme where, in response to a tip-off, journalists went undercover with Barclays Bank ...
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When I was 6 from Vort1gern 988 days old
[ ... ] TV provider, ONDigital, with a bidding war of the fucking premiership football. I hate football. No weapons and not enough regular violence, fans ...
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Finally! from Vort1gern 999 days old
One of my suggestions for a TV pilot (in an unceasing crusade to improve the state of national television) if not accepted exactly, has at least gathered ...
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Camilla's Uterus from Vort1gern 1002 days old
Is to be removed. Heartily I thank news providers for regaling me with that gobbet of information whilst I chewed on some nice, pink smoked salmon for ...
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Finally, something happy. from Vort1gern 1010 days old
Congratulations to Dod and Karen, who tied the knot in a lovely ceremony at the weekend, and to Pete and Lisa, expecting twins. Tom, sorry I didn't ...
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The Death of Illusions from Vort1gern 1028 days old
Well, they've gone and done it. Here was me thinking that the likes of Jade Goody, Teddy Sherringham's sperm receptacle and some ex-girly band pop slut ...