But today I'm in a frivolous mood.

Trevor the Laceration declares you should go over to WarrenEllis.com and order your Edison Hate Future T-Shirts.

When done, check out Wretch's Nightly Morning Herald and if you still need a giggle I picked up the following link from a blogger here whose name I can't remember (apologies).

http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm See some of the authors of those e-mail scams get run ragged. I fonly there was a similar scheme for British MPs and cash handouts . . . now there's an idea.

Lastly, sad news that the world's ugliest dog has been put down . . . which can only mean it's been purchased as a still life study by the Henson Creature Workshop.

Ye Gods.
I'm just getting these mental images of Paris Hilton carrying this around in one of those chic chihouhua handbags . . .